Birthday Letter..

To: Iman Azmat

From: Iqra Tariq

time lapse: 11:54pm-2:27am 9:15pm-9:57pm

Dear Maan,

Where do I start? Well let me explain why I’m typing this letter rather than the more romantic hand-written letters. Well…first of all, you know how lazy I am, but that isn’t the real reason(really, it’s not) actually I am typing this up on the computer for many reasons; it’s faster, I am writing this at practically midnight, you can actually read this, and…did I mention I’m lazy?…just kidding~I would write novels to you and I wouldn’t mind, but since your birthday is coming up fairly quickly, I don’t think I have enough time to do such thing. And yes I am writing this on the night when I dont know whether you are out or in your bed sleeping. ( I SWEAR IMAAAAAN SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU), I know, how amazing am I. Well anyways, let me tell you that the tone of this letter may change(more like I know it will change) so that’s just a little warning for you. This might jump around quite a bit(you know how I tangent off) and if you hadn’t noticed…there will be many parentheses because of either my inside thoughts, apologizing for putting my thought or something else. And there will be parts where it won’t even make sense, remember I am stupid and also I am writing this late at night/morning. But I want you to know that I am going to work hard on this letter and hopefully make it special and not retarded sounding. I will also try to make you laugh with some humor but I know I probably will fail, but you can laugh at how bad my writing is! Okay, right now I am using this really weird font which I think looks pretty and cursive-y but it’s kinda hard to read, so I think I’m going to change the font, but I might changed it back cause it is actually really nice and you like writing in cursive, so this is probably completely random and you won’t even see the difference(p.s. There will be a ton of really REALLY random crap in this). Please also excuse weird grammar, spelling of words and sudden bursts of emoticoms or lack of them throughout the letter, you know how bi-polar I am too. You know me very well. Which I really like :) ← wow this font makes things a bit off, like that smilie and arrow…oh well… Oh and the reason why I am making this is because it is your birthday and I wanted to give you something at least semi-romantic and hopefully you will think this is special and you’re going to keep it with you. I am going to try to write as much as I can, or at least the more important stuff because I don’t want to ramble on and on and on, oh look I’m doing it now >.<”…..So I should really start writing the actual letter, but I just wanted to warn you of what is up to come. If you don’t like this, I suggest not continuing, (WOULD YOU EVEN DARE TO DO THAT??)) cause I know as the night/morning drags on, my already empty head will die even more. Anyways~if you are still reading, all I can say is…Good Luck~